"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist
this is better than anything i could have hoped for
do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them
god shut up u lil shits