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1 day ago
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unclefather:

there was a prosthetic leg laying on the side of the road on the highway


1 day ago
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lenawood:

TEQUILA


I want this for my birthday

lenawood:

TEQUILA

I want this for my birthday


1 day ago
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bemusedlybespectacled:

jovialmaverick:

zachisha:

LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE



LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT

bemusedlybespectacled:

jovialmaverick:

zachisha:

LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT

SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL

IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE

YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE

THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH

WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT


1 day ago
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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND 

college-life-crisis:

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untamednoname
1 day ago
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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."


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1 day ago
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thecaptains-steaz:

ugh

thecaptains-steaz:

ugh


1 day ago
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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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1 day ago
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drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead


1 day ago
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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS